via weheartit | @lavishnes
when ur son is about to run into a hedge
I know I’m a handful but thats what you got two hands for
i love cats
I’m crying laughing
@eyesayuhh and me when I’m having a bad day
Iggy Azalea is so mean to her cat.
“First things first I’m allergic”
no offence but generation Z kids are a thousand times funnier than us depressed millennials
me:
*overthinks everything and cries* *5 minutes later*
also me:
*sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im backWhy is this the type of humor I enjoy
who did this
some tiny-titted binch:
don't wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty:
i haven't taken this bra off for forty years
You walk into my home and I offer you this plate of snacks:
I eat all of them, bowl included
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